Kia ora and welcome. Here at The Trudge Report, we take in-depth, long form journalism seriously. So seriously that we that we have made a determination to bring you comprehensive and meaningful coverage on a singular matter of vanishingly small significance. That is: the whereabouts and whatabouts of two borderline degenerates, a so called ‘slovenly loafer’ and ‘flea-bitten tramp’ as they attempt to rehabilitate their wayward selves through hiking, meditation, and other activities with reputedly salutary effects on the soul.

Stay tuned as we bring you coverage of their harebrained ventures through the vice riddled streets of San Francisco and the granite hewn ranges of the Sierra Nevada, up the Canadian Rockies and down the digestive tract of a Grizzly bear, all the while trying to clock a few hours with legs crossed and eyes closed.

With deep bows,

Your faithful team at The Trudge Report